August Wedding Tie for best random one-liner from family wedding weekend: “Have I told you my opinion of fortune tellers?” (age 12) “Did you know that there are 3 ways to put on bikini underwear?” (age 71) Advertisements Share this:TwitterFacebookEmailRedditLike this:Like Loading... Related Leave a Reply Cancel reply Enter your comment here... Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Email (required) (Address never made public) Name (required) Website You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Google+ account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out / Change ) w Cancel Connecting to %s Notify me of new comments via email. Notify me of new posts via email.